gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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3 hours ago // 196,650 notes

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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7 hours ago // 267,193 notes
x3livelovelaugh:

Obsessed with fire.

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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7 hours ago // 690,320 notes

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

(Source: alienclubhouse, via spoken-not-written)


7 hours ago // 346,828 notes
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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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8 hours ago // 579,564 notes
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

Ellen Liebenthal