trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ
happy birthday weed

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officialfrenchtoast:

now that you’re following me u have to reblog everything i post sorry but it’s policy

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vineayl:

q’d in florida

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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aazizam:

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curatingthinspiration:

I could really use to burgers right now. Like ugh.
kiss-meyou-fool:

babyybarbieee:

feellng:

😍😊😘❤️


❤️❤️

C

spoken-not-written:

matildathedragonfly:

spoken-not-written:

my new goal in life is to give birth

you’re a 19 year old boy

don’t let the haters stop you

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