mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

padalalalecki:

do you ever forget that there are actual people who see everything you post

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4 hours ago // 110,690 notes

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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1 day ago // 108,905 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez, via spoken-not-written)


1 day ago // 169,760 notes

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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1 day ago // 52,627 notes
drunkybuddha:

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lovingmalemodels:

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